Have you ever wondered…?

This isn’t Bob

Have you ever wondered why the world seems to be filled with plastic bags that you get at the supermarket? Do they meet in the wild and reproduce? Can they fly? If they cannot fly, why are they always in trees?

Have you ever wondered why there is no ice in ice cream? I don’t like ice in my ice cream, so I’m fine with that. But it makes me go, “huh?”

Have you ever wondered why dogs don’t have seven legs? I think dogs would be easier to walk with seven legs. But then again, I hate dogs.

Have you ever wondered why libraries are filled with books?

Have you ever wondered why gasoline smells so good? I once took a bath in gasoline and I smelled really good, but then I couldn’t be near an open flame for about five days.